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Gingerbread Trainwreck 5

Posted on December 20, 2009 by crankycheryl

I had spent the day feeling like a loser of a mom.  I yell too much and spend too much time muttering and sputtering.  Mornings are a nightmare and I have no idea how we get somewhere dressed and in somewhat presentable condition seven days a week.  I’m exhausted and they’re baffled.

Still, ’tis the season so we spent the afternoon making holiday crafts (more on that tomorrow) and then made gingerbread in the train-shaped pan I picked up at Williams-Sonoma a few years ago.  I went on and on about how I really would need their help doing our Very Important Job of decorating the train at the cohousing holiday party.

This is the train pan, which I’ve used many times (birthday train, Easter train, Christmas train, etc.) with great success.  So I was fully expecting to have little mini-cakes looking something like this:

But the cakes were wedged right into all the pan’s nooks and crannies, in spite of its space-age non-stick coating and the lavish greasing-up I had given it.  So what we ended up with was this:

Cringing, I said, “Boys, we have a trainwreck on our hands.”   I was expecting howls, but somehow they didn’t look too bothered.  I asked them to come decorate it, and they came scurrying into our community kitchen.  We started with sifting confectioner’s sugar over the top (snow – the cause of the crash), and then they started globbing leftover sparkly yellow and green icing everywhere.  Another friend wandered by and got involved.  We had those little sour fruits left over from E.’s birthday party, so we decided it was a fruit train that crashed, and they started placing the little pieces carefully around the pile.  We snipped up a piece of fruit leather into train tracks, and I had an ancient rock candy lollipop that was maybe a puff of blue smoke coming from the wreck.

I watched their total focus on the job, amazed at how captivated they were.  It was an imperfect product, but they didn’t mind.  And I wasn’t inclined to try to drive them to neatly outline the wheels with the icing, or put the pieces of fruit just so in one of the little freight cars.  It became theirs.  They proudly explained the project to anyone who wandered in, and then I heard my neighbors giggling and explaining the story to each other.  I started to think I maybe wasn’t so bad at this parenting thing after all.

And here’s the finished product, with my neighbor’s beautiful gingerbread houses in the background.  Beautiful, both.

Seitan! 2

Posted on October 15, 2009 by crankycheryl
Breaded seitan cutlets frying happily away.

Breaded seitan cutlets frying happily away.

Put down that Tofurky!  Don’t torture your vegetarian friends while going broke on their behalf.  With just a few easy steps, and a couple hours of cooking and cooling, you can have a delicious and thrifty vegan alternative.

I grew up eating a lot of Chinese food, and what with 2 1/2 millenia of Buddhism, Chinese cuisines feature some of the most wonderful vegetarian foods.   I’ve always been especially fond of seitan in its many guises.  I like how it’s dense and chewy in a way that’s fairly unique in the veggie protein world.

After I complained about how pricey it’s gotten (nearly $10 a pound from a local company!), a friend clandestinely told me that she had worked out The Best Recipe for it.  But that it was a little complicated, and that it had taken her 9 years to develop, and that she wasn’t sure she could bring herself to share the recipe.

I think I had nearly convinced her to do so when I came across this one from my very favorite vegan blog, Post Punk Kitchen.

I almost felt guilty for having found a recipe that’s so easy, and that costs about a quarter what it would to buy it pre-made.  I’ve made it three times, and haven’t had it fail.  Though it grated on my attention-deficit nature, I followed the instructions exactly, especially about the temperature of the water when the seitan goes in (cold) and the time that the seitan stays in the broth after cooking (a while).

Give it a whirl.   You can double it and freeze some to have around when vegetarian friends drop by, or make it ahead for a holiday dinner.  Your guests will thank you, and you will bask in the glow of gratitude and thriftiness.

Homemade Seitan
From Post Punk Kitchen

Ingredients

  • 1 1/2 cups vital wheat gluten flour
  • 1/4 cup nutritional yeast flakes
  • 1 cup very cold water or vegetable broth
  • 1/2 cup soy sauce
  • 1 tablespoon tomato paste
  • 2 cloves garlic, pressed or grated on a microplane grater
  • 1 teaspoon finely grated lemon zest

Simmering Broth

  • 10 cups water or vegetable broth
  • 1/2 cup soy sauce

Directions

  1. In a large bowl, mix together vital wheat gluten and nutritional yeast flakes.
  2. In a separate bowl, mix together remaining ingredients: water or broth, soy sauce. tomato paste, garlic, lemon zest.
  3. Pour the wet ingredients into the dry and combine with a firm spatula, knead dough for about 3 minutes until a spongy, elastic dough is formed. [It’s really cool how the wet mess turns into this spongy thing right before your eyes!] Let dough rest for a couple of minutes and prepare your broth, but don’t start boiling it.
  4. Now roll your dough into a log shape about 8 inches long and cut into 3 equal sized pieces. Place the pieces in the broth. It is important that the liquid be very cold when you add the dough, as it helps with the texture and ensures that it doesn’t fall apart. Partially cover the pot (leave a little space for steam to escape) and bring to a boil.
  5. When the water has come to a boil set the heat to low and gently simmer for an hour, turning the pieces every now and again.
  6. Now you’ve got seitan. Let it cool in the simmering broth for at least a half an hour. It is best if it cools completely.

What you do next depends on the recipe you are using. If it calls for gluten use it as is. If you want to store some of it for later use put it in a sealable container covered in the simmering broth.

Stealthmom is Foiled 1

Posted on December 23, 2008 by crankycheryl

Curses.

So the other night, we were going to the cohousing potluck, and I was dithering about what to make.  I decided to just give right in.  Since all my kids really want to eat at potlucks or parties tends to be dessert, why not just give in and make a dessert with some redeeming value that I could delude myself into accepting as a complete meal?  And why not make it really, really appealing?

“Boys!  Let’s make a gingerbread castle!”   I dug out the castle-shaped bundt pan, and then asked “what about a train too?”   They came scurrying on their little feet, crowding onto stools, cutely clutching their little whisks and spatulas and fighting over who would stir what.

I adapted the 1997 Joy of Cooking‘s Old Fashioned Gingerbread recipe, which I had done once before to make Maple Pumpkin Gingerbread donuts with great success:

Preheat oven to 375.  Grease and flour your pan, whatever shape it is.  Make sure your butter is at room temperature.

Sift together:

1 c. all purpose (not bleached) flour
3/4 c. white whole wheat flour (or whole wheat pastry flour)
1 T. ground ginger
2 t. ground cinnamon (I left it out – it gives me a headache and I hate the way it takes over anything you put it in … but then I regretted it when I tasted the finished product so maybe I’ll put in a pinch next time.)
1/4 t. ground cloves
1/4 t. salt

Beat until creamy in large bowl:
6 T. unsalted butter

Gradually add and beat on high speed for 2 – 3 minutes, until lightened in color and texture:
1 large egg
1/2 C. packed light brown sugar
1/2 C. pumpkin puree (not pie filling)

Gradually beat in:
1/2 c. molasses
1/2 c. maple syrup

Add the flour mixture and stir just until combined.  Stir in:
1/2 c. boiling water
3 T. finely chopped crystallized ginger (optional – I sure didn’t put it in since it was the one thing I was hoping the monkeys would eat)

Scrape batter into the pan.  Bake until a toothpick comes out clean, about 35 minutes.  Let cool in the pan for 10 minutes, then carefully run a knife around the outside and turn onto a rack until completely cool.

Amazingly, I was able to get all 9 train cars and all 4 castle turrets out of the pan without breaking.  When it all cooled, I drizzled a sugar glaze over it ( 1 cup powdered sugar, sifted if lumpy, plus 2 – 3 tablespoons of milk, whisked until smooth) and stuck some candy canes in the castle towers and put the train cars all around it.

The little guys were nipping at my heels by then, so I gave them the bits I had trimmed off the bottoms of the little trains so they’d lay flat.

“Mommy,” said the 6-year old, “this cake is vomitrocious.”

It was bread and butter for dinner at the potluck.

Oh, and if you want to bravely go ahead and make this recipe anyway (and you should!  ignore the crazy child!) , you can also turn it into donuts with a cute little baked donut pan, go ahead and follow the recipe above, reducing the baking time to 20 minutes or so.  When they cool, brush them with (ssssh!) unsalted melted butter, and then dunk into a maple glaze (1 c. powdered sugar with 1 t. milk and 1 T. maple syrup).  Let ’em set and then enjoy.

Makin' It 0

Posted on December 23, 2008 by crankycheryl

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Like everyone, I’m looking to be extra-thrifty this year.  And like almost everyone, this means homemade love for those on the gift-exchange list.

I’m always wanting things to make that are relatively simple, have broad appeal, easy to make in big batches, and are somewhat showoff-ish and delicious.  I also like to give things that don’t have to be consumed immediately since nearly everyone is overwhelmed by all the sugary treats that appear in their lives.

So this year (spoiler alert if you’re a gift recipient of mine), I’m giving Chocolate-Raspberry Jam and Mocha Walnut Scone Mix.

Here’s the recipe for the scones, adapted from Recipezaar:

  • 1 cup all-purpose flour (for God’s sake don’t use bleached, 0kay?)
  • 1 cup white whole wheat flour
  • 3 teaspoons baking powder
  • 1/4 cup sugar
  • 1/4 teaspoon salt
  • 1/2 t. instant coffee
  • 1 t. cocoa powder
  • 1/3 c. chopped walnuts (I substituted pine nuts – actually a seed, not a nut – for the nut-allergic people on The List)

You can get the bags that you grind your coffee into free in some places, which is what I got for packing it all up.  You, I’m sure, would have commandeered your delightful,obedient children to decorate the bags with festive holly sprigs and clever snowflakes.  Since mine were busy arguing over whether or not to watch Polar Express (they did), I took a black Sharpie and wrote what was inside the bag.  Then I found some free winter-ish stickers in the mailroom, and cunningly added those.  Tomorrow I’ll print out the instructions for how to turn the mix into baked goods on full-sheet stickers and put ’em on the back:

To make these Mocha Walnut Scones, you’ll need:

  • 1/3 c. butter
  • 2 T. lemon juice
  • 3/4 C. milk, plus 1 T. (optional)
  • 1 T. sugar (optional)
  1. Preheat oven to 425F.
  2. Empty jar into bowl
  3. Use pastry blender or fork to mix in butter until mixture looks like fine crumbs.
  4. Mix lemon juice and milk together and stir into batter.
  5. Place dough on lightly floured surface, and turn to coat.
  6. Knead lightly 10 times.
  7. Pat or roll into 9 inch circle on ungreased baking sheet.
  8. Brush with milk and sprinkle with sugar; if desired.
  9. Cut in 8 wedges, but do not separate.
  10. Bake 12-15 minutes till golden brown.
  11. Immediately remove from sheet; carefully separate wedges.

All right:  I haven’t given ’em a test run.  But I’ll have them done before December 25, unlike the scarf I’m excruciatingly
knitting for my father.

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